Latinos from Mexico, Honduras and Gautemala joined the South American pirtaes for night one in Joburg. At our local watering hole it was vintage pirates on the high seas. Always exciting while sailing unchartered waters.
A drunken SA (local) sailor approached the latinos spefically the shortest in stature myself trying to instigate a sword fight. Calmness prevailed because he was so pathetic and drunk to bring out the swords. Besides it was a riot to watch the incident unfold....comedy hour. He challenged each of us individually bringing out the Azteca in the Mexicano and the jedi mind tricks in pirates. After the classic "If you are a real man then let's step outside" comment things got ugly fast. He was prompty escorted to the plank before the 5 star bar could be destroyed. He was forced to walk the plank never to be seen.
A drunken SA (local) sailor approached the latinos spefically the shortest in stature myself trying to instigate a sword fight. Calmness prevailed because he was so pathetic and drunk to bring out the swords. Besides it was a riot to watch the incident unfold....comedy hour. He challenged each of us individually bringing out the Azteca in the Mexicano and the jedi mind tricks in pirates. After the classic "If you are a real man then let's step outside" comment things got ugly fast. He was prompty escorted to the plank before the 5 star bar could be destroyed. He was forced to walk the plank never to be seen.
brings back fond memories of the slimy Croat scum that upon seeing the Yugo Nat'l jersey proudly worn by one of our mates promptly took to spitting and an international incident almost occurred if it wasn't for the Aztec with the spare Mex shirt that diffused the situation. you just never know what will happen next!! keep us posted boys.
ReplyDeleteHAHAH.. This was a night to remember! First night in SA and almost got into a brawl!! Loved it!
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