WC Alumnus (and soon to be alumnus)

Dear WC Alumnus (and soon to be alumnus):

Attached hereto please find the inaugural "pirate hall of fame." It looks like the "castro bros" are the common denominator -- nobody else (to date) has had the nuts for a repeat trip. Wussies. Especially yoda and flynn -- they BOOKED their trips to africa, only to succumb to "wife" and/or "kids;" please immediately return your sabers (you can keep the eye-patch, but wear them with some shame). Juan, you can keep your saber because you are a LEGEND -- "the big one" told his wife he was going to el mundial while he was on his way to the airport; pursuant thereto, keep your saber, eye-patch, and we will send you a wooden leg to (beat your family with, of course).